Apparently using pet names all the time is weird. Apparently I'm flirtatious. I should probably stop that if I want to achieve my goal. Which brings us to...
Things I can Actively Change to Remain Single:
1) Stop using pet names. HOW ON EARTH CAN I DO THAT?! In fact, I probably shouldn't do that. That's just silly. I basically am pet names.
2) Stop touching boys flirtatiously. This obviously excludes the janitor, since he's seen me naked twice and is therefore my intimate lover.
3) Eat more chocolate. And pizza. And bagels. Isn't that word cuter if you spell it like "bagle?" Tee hee :)
4) Go to frat parties. YUP! So this isn't counter-intuitive because I'm not attracted to the following: (excuse me as I reveal my extreme tendency to generalize and stereotype)
a) Guys who wear collared shirts under...collared shirts
b) Guys who wear collared shirts on a daily basis in general.
c) Guys with names like "Brody" and "Hoit"
d) Guys who smell expensive
e) Drunk guys who hit on me and use lines like "I had to come over here because your shiny shiny silver spandex glinted in my eye and I was so distracted" (actually that was pretty hilarious, but still, I'm in man-repelling mode and have to be selective)
5) Keep dressing nicely-- feeling pretty usually equates to my feeling confident and generally happy throughout the day
6) Stop drooling over the really attractive guy in my linguistics class who looks like a combination of Jake Gyllenhaal and GOD.
I guess all I can do is try and achieve these goals and hope for the best!
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"Stop drooling over the really attractive guy in my linguistics class who looks like a combination of Jake Gyllenhaal and GOD"
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Agreed. Seeing as your celibate for the next year, can I have this boy? Yes Mel, yes you can.
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